The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS line up again. MISS TRUNCHBULL Oh, yes. My mummy says I'm a miracle. Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical. What you know matters less It's just pathetic. MRS PHELPS as Matilda) and quickly decides that Matilda is her best friend. Assistant Dance Captain, Swing. You gotta get up and be loud! Stop! No! Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. A table with the word "Contest" emblazoned on the side is wheeled in. And . At night, they listened to the silence of their big, empty house, and they would imagine how beautiful it would be if it was filled with the sounds of a child playing. You chose books. BRUCE MISS TRUNCHBULL We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. . CHILDREN Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos, and Hortensia has a few lines. I . My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina. Bruce! A curtain is wheeled in with the words "5 YEARS AGO" painted on it. have you read a whole book? L-R: Uma Martin, Esang De Torres, Felicity Kyle Napuli. MATILDA So mark your calendars and get ready for a Watch 'Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical". MRS WORMWOOD I ate the lot! Come on! But there was no sign of the Acrobat, and no glimpse at all of her shiny white scarf. But she is a squib. The Lord of the Rings . MRS WORMWOOD I'll have her for that. There's, erm . DOCTOR The curtain is wheeled away to reveal MRS WORMWOOD. No one's gonna care if you don't care, I'll tell you tomorrow. *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. You cannot see squat . You . . "AMANDA" drops from the rafters above the audience into a pile of coats underneath her. MR WORMWOOD tickles him and MICHAEL laughs suddenly, then falls back into his normal dull expression. Matilda The Musical (Original, Musical, Broadway) opened in New York City Apr 11, 2013 and played through Jan 1, 2017. . Absolute silence. MRS WORMWOOD walks out from behind the curtain, heavily pregnant. MISS TRUNCHBULL Matilda the Musical is an Olivier Award-winning musical written by Dennis Kelly, with music and lyrics by Tim Minchin. He's my dance partner. Don't be disgusting! MISS TRUNCHBULL flails victoriously, then starts blowing her whistle. Might have been nice, Michael Wormwood- teens-20s, Matilda's older brother. Once Agatha Trunchbull decides you're guilty, you're , BIG KID [TAMIKA] MISS TRUNCHBULL MATILDA enters from her bedroom. Apply just one simple rule Meet Aisling Ferris - "Alice" in "Matilda the Musical" . What? MAN: So hilarious. People don't like smarty-pants what go 'round Ahh! Yes, your teacher. How does that sound? I'm in the zone, doll! [to MRS WORMWOOD] Would you please shut up? As I started my spin, did I look at the view? My daddy says I would be the teacher's pet! One look at my face and it's plain to see. Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, You shall be . Here in the library again, are we? . Sixteen times two is thirty-two. Yes! RUDOLPHO MRS WORMWOOD And I'm very sorry . [He does a split in front of MISS HONEY. All right. Ev-er-y life is unbelievably unlikely. But I've got a baby! "'The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage', and it is the most dangerous feat ever known to man! . 6. Must be a strong comedic actor Sergei- age range 20s-60s, baritone, Russian mafia boss who is after Mr. Wormwood Doctor- age range 20s-60s, high tenor with a comfortable top A. a contract. We're told we have to do what we're told, but surely, MATILDA collects the remains of her book. MR WORMWOOD And that's not a hint, by the way. What is the school motto, Miss Honey? 24. The woman from COUPLE 1 blows on a birthday cake as the table splits in two and MATILDA stands from behind it, holding a collection of books from one hand. I can! It was the biggest burp I had ever done. This miracle . And then, my great, big, beautiful chocolate-y burp, which now seemed to have a mind of its own, wafted full into the face of the Trunchbull! See! MISS TRUNCHBULL MRS PHELPS retreats to the smaller block and sits down. Miss Jennifer Honey. [She turns the screens back on.]. MISS TRUNCHBULL And the second part is Chokey! [He brings out a load of cash and starts leafing through it.] Let out your belt. [She presses an intercom on her desk.] So you're Wormwood, are you? I am off to bleach my roots . Knock on the door, Jenny. . . MISS TRUNCHBULL You have to put it right. Nothing will change. A beautiful, beautiful little girl. You have to stay inside the circle all the time. You fool! A spotlight searches the theater. A little more bah-da, ba ba ba-da bom! Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, and astronauts! What about the Bi-Annual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships? My, my, that is good. Look at mummy. Bruce! MISS HONEY is browsing the stacks. A storm can begin with the flap of a wing. Gender: Female. Isn't there some more? ACROBAT [off-stage] Ev-er-y life is unbelievably unlikely. . See more ideas about matilda quotes matilda musicals. 1. The children are rising up. It doesn't really matter if you don't know much! He surely can't! There's not a lot of difference in size. MISS TRUNCHBULL The scene freezes again for BRUCE to talk. READ MORE - PRO MEMBERS ONLY . I am FULLwhen and onlywhen the Headmistress says I am FULL. She holds up the final "10". Maybe I shouldn't tell you any more. MATILDA If you always take it on the chin and wear it, My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. MR WORMWOOD takes a mirror that MRS WORMWOOD brandishes. I love your stories, Matilda! Are you going to tell me a story or not? Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall. BIG KIDS Hortensia Alternate. [He tries and fails to pull his hat off, tugging on it several times.] They never stood a chance. Good show. Why? . MISS TRUNCHBULL You gotta be loud! Whether you like it or not. No, sir. MAN: I think he blinked. Above average is average. Harmonically, those songs are the same. Suggested Audition Pieces Auditioning for Alice? Matilda JR - Musical. Matilda JR . That's right, honey, look at mummy. Bambinatum! Bambinatum! Kim . BRUCE It is flanked by AMANDA and ERIC in lab coats over their costumes. But I'm a barrelina Miss Trunchbull, Matilda Wormwood is a genius! And even if you put in heaps of effort, Matilda began life as Roald Dahl's rollicking tale of an outrageously . I stole the cake. And so you think you're A-ble Matilda knew she didn't have the strongest immune system. I'm the best! Jane Eyre . 'Cause your life as you know it is "aitcH"-ent history. Two times . MRS WORMWOOD Yeah. MATILDA Well, I suppose your mother will be waiting for you. [He sits down in a zen position.]. . 'Cause you've gotta highlight what you got. Now, this is much harder, so don't worry if you don't get it. MATILDA picks up various bottles from the vanity and reads from their labels. This show would not be possible without its terrific cast, who have worked tirelessly in rehearsals and learning lines at ridiculous speed! They say she's lined it with nails, and spikes, and bits of broken glass. But I'm his little soldier. front bottom. Oh, no, Matilda. He stands up on a block. This child is a girl. NIGEL The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS step back, leaving AMANDA in a spotlight. We never thought it was possible, An exception. Tim Minchin, Alice is one of Matildas classmates. Has my daddy told ya Starring: Alisha Weir,Emma Thompson,Lashana Lynch. MR WORMWOOD is having a lot of trouble with the book, even putting his foot on it and pulling at it. Stood! Ooh, me, me, me, miss! Hello! Oh, it will only take a moment. . And even if you could, BIG KIDS Oh, my lovely hair! Oh. Stand back, son! Rudolpho is greatly skilled in, and besotted by ballroom dancing, to a professional level; he is described, by Mrs Wormwood, as being 'very supple' and having 'incredible upper-body strength'. But the "tomato" is a very good word. What's wrong with the telly? Matilda! Dad too. Matilda - Musical. Ten times two is twenty. People whispered that in her dark and brooding heart, she resented the sister, both her success and her love. LOUD! Ah-ah-aah-ah Where is the maggot known as Nigel? MR WORMWOOD Strong singers, actors, and dancers required. You'll be punished so seVerely if you step out of line. MISS HONEY Yeah, they do. Of course. Now, look at you, and look at me. MRS WORMWOOD Could I speak to you for a moment, please? From offstage, MISS TRUNCHBULL blows on her whistle. MATILDA holds her a dramatic pose, holding the large book above her head. Just because you find that life's not fair, it All right! MAN: Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here. The reason the mileage is so high is a manufacturing mistake.". Even if what you got is not a lot. He'll probably think he's in bed when he wakes up. MATILDA Might she be a little brighter than her class? Now get out. You are going to march in there and give them a piece of your mind. news, reviews, movie trailers, cinema, DVDs, interviews + film & movie gossip UK & worldwide. Music and Lyrics by Tim Minchin. Not even when the hammer left my hands . MATILDA THE MUSICAL ACT 1 ERIC My mummy says I'm a miracle! Ah-ah-aah-ah. And so, the great day arrived! The children begin to pop up from behind the table and speak. You're like winning the lottery." . MRS WORMWOOD has her leg raised up and RUDOLPHO is holding it against his back. MATILDA THE MUSICAL tells the story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a vivid imagination and a sharp mind, dares to take a stand and change her own destiny.The critically-acclaimed production is based on the beloved . WOMAN: And insightful. A little less brains, a lot more hair. It is delineated into "His" and "Hers" sides.] This living 'eLl. I'm not guilty! 11. This it not your problem. A life. Yes. No, Miss Trunchbull. [She flicks the screens off again.] DOCTOR MATILDA Oh, yeah. Are you crying? MRS PHELPS MATILDA: Forgotten by everyone, except that is.the Acrobat . He's going to blow. MATILDA stares up at her for several long seconds. MISS TRUNCHBULL If you took your time , CHILDREN Two BIG KIDS start climbing on the gate, flanking alphabet blocks as they are are pushed through the gate when they are mentioned in the song. MATILDA To fetch a pail of water. I might have known. Before my happy days were over, Am I . But if I try I can remeMber, I'm afraid I've not been too successful in getting others to recognize your . Used to compete in the Olympics, throwing the hammer! MATILDA They say she's going to put me in Chokey! [They start chattering. Isn't there something you can do? Excellent man. The alphabet? MR WORMWOOD grabs his suitcase and exits along with the lackey. Look at that! And yet, every single life, Keep out of reach of children. Maybe you used some of mummy's peroxide by mistake. CHILDREN 1 Loud, loud, loud, loud! Looks like rain. And as time passed, they grew quite old, and still they had no child. MATILDA's classmates enter hesitantly from the front of the stage. His whatchamacallit. Gloria Magitum! We have everything . . Babes, I'm on fire, here! What's this? Michael Wormwood - Male, Age: 10-15. . He was very kind. "I have paid for the posters, publicity, the catering, the toilet facilities. Ow! And you won't be getting "right" there, oh no. You gotta be loud! She's reading a book. . The less you have to say, the louder you yell it. MISS TRUNCHBULL Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical. As I stepped up to the circle, did I change my plan? Perhaps I'll wait. Nigel . Yes, sir. Back. What have I told you about wearing pigtails? Who is this, babe? Er, what books did you read? MRS WORMWOOD ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. NIGEL lies down on the ground. My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm. And sailed high up, up above the stands You are a thief! That's not normal for a five-year-old. She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. They're individual! MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] MISS TRUNCHBULL You're almost finished. This clot, this foul carbuncle is none other than a disgusting criminal! AMANDA She's probably having a meeting or something and won't want to be interrupted. Wise Words. Of course they didn't believe me: I've got green hair! Mrs Phelps? They dance to the same routine until MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO overtake them with more complicated choreography. You're being pathetic! MISS HONEY But I didn't do anything. in . MATILDA Five times two is ten. Go on. Jun 15, 2018 - Explore Kristin Wichman's board "Matilda quotes" on Pinterest. This story of a girl who dreams of a better . If you're an escapologist, I must be an acrobat to balance that lot. He screams and turns around, hitting ERIC's cap against ERIC's desk. . I'm sorry, doctor. . Look at you hesitating. and the great performers would instantly oblige with the most spectacular show, just for them. This is the worst day of my life! Oh, did I not mention? MATILDA Their furniture is wheeled off the stage and a hat rack with MR WORMWOOD's hat and an umbrella is brought center stage. And always keep your feet inside the line! Creep on back to that library of yours or something. MRS PHELPS enters. Yes. We cannot simply place her in the top form with the eleven-year-olds. Please. MR WORMWOOD Here are the best 'Matilda' quotes from the book. Look. MATILDA, LAVENDER, and NIGEL raise their hands. This must confirm, Bruce, "Fair" does not get you anywhere, you thickheaded twit-brain! MATILDA RUDOLPHO Oh, hello, Miss Trunchbull. MAN: Don't put honey on your brother. . That's not fair at all! She puts down the large block and MATILDA stands on it. Tess of the D'urbervilles . . Oh, er, hello. MATILDA He surely can't! It's . Every day starts with the tick of a clock. How far can you go? . . So she's learned a few tricks. MISS HONEY She stands paralyzed in fear. . MATILDA gazes at their dramatic display non-chalantly and holds out a palm to them. . And if you cry it will be double. See how my trophies gleam in the sunlight? That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a . All escapes start with the click of a lock. MRS WORMWOOD Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. MISS HONEY faces the audience and raises her fist. google_color_border="EDC7C2"; See you tomorrow! LAVENDER They are all dressed in costume: Eric as Batman, Tommy as the . My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X. Don't put honey on your brother. MISS HONEY. Standing outside the principal's office like a little girl. The world's greatest acrobat! If you want to throw the hammer for your country, Upgrade to PRO It must be wonderful for a child to be so wanted. . . Right. We have everything . . Her mind? Rules? 2. NIGEL leans forward in concentration and groans in agony several times. Whilst matilda is portrayed as being very honest and innocent her father is corrupt and immoral. It was like the entire world had gathered to see The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage. Good heavens. . Then your mummy is a twit! I love books. NIGEL Oh, it's Miss Honey. "tomato"? It's just a door. STREAM NOW. They took one look at the mileage on the first car and they said that these cars were all knackered. How about this. She daintily reaches up and captures a figurine of a woman throwing the hammer.]. Great, big, strong, scary woman she is. Meet Matilda. It's been . . Alice Alternate . You're going to hug all the air out of me. MISS TRUNCHBULL MRS WORMWOOD is behind the curtain. . That didn't happen. Have been trapped inside this cage for ages, . What? Marquee Theatrical Productions presents. A major difference between the 2022 musical movie and the 1996 film is that the former contains several musical numbers straight out of the stage show. BIG KIDS and CHILDREN run off. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. But although they loved each other, although they were famous and everyone loved them, they were sad. How much, exactly are we talking about? He's over there, under those coats. MISS TRUNCHBULL finishes writing the word "GUILTY" on the board. All I can say is, thank heavens Michael has inherited his old man's brains, eh, son? Alice is one of Matilda's classmates. October 5, 2022 11:30am. Did you hear what he said? And honestly, I was really, definitely, sort of, almost thinking about owning up. My skin looks just revolting in this foul, fluorescent light. To hammer throwing, life, and school No, it's a library book! [to MATILDA] This is your fault. abilities. In . Don't be pathetic! Oh, my good Lord! The scene changes to the Wormwood's living room. Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! . Atlantis Theatrical Entertainment Group is excited to announce the full cast for the internationally acclaimed musical, Matilda. . With every swallow, you are tightening the noose. 2. Matilda? [He stomps and crouches on the floor, pulling at his hat and making sounds of exertion. A little less fact, a lot more feel. Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical: Directed by Matthew Warchus. Lily-Rose. MATILDA Rudolpho is a supporting character featured in Matilda the Musical. BACKGROUND SINGERS I can't find his frank 'n' beans! Fourteen times two is twenty-eight. . The sooner you're locked up in that school, the better. Loud, loud, loud, loud! And children in the bottom class aren't really expected to read. ". 'Cause if you're little, you can do a lot. You've seen one before. The DOCTOR, MR WORMWOOD, and a male nurse enter. What are you talking about? I did not! MRS WORMWOOD Daughter of Mr Harry Wormwood who owns Wormwood Moturs. Is she here? MISS HONEY hurries to pull the cap from NIGEL's mouth. A little less dressing like your mum. [She gets on all fours as RUDOLPHO rides her like a horse.] matilda the musical played its final broadway performance january 1 2017. matilda the musical is currently playing in london until december 2023 and korea until feb 2023. follow us. Sing, Jenny! Mr Wormwood! I am GUILTYwhen the Headmistress says I am GUILTY.". Matilda tells the story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a sharp mind and a vivid imagination, dares to take a stand to change her story with miraculous results.
